Quotes by Dr. Zoidberg

Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

A-ha! Once again the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! [Eats his sandwich] Oh no! I'm ruined!

This "love" intrigues me. Teach me to fake it.

Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies!

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