Futurama
Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love
Season 2 Episode 9 – first aired on Feb. 6, 2000
When Dr. Zoidberg runs amok during the Decapodian mating season, Fry sets out to teach him how to woo a mate. Things backfire when Zoidberg's desired mate falls for Fry instead, and Zoidberg challenges Fry to a battle to the death.
Quotes:
This "love" intrigues me. Teach me to fake it.
Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies!
Make up some feelings and tell her you have them.