The Simpsons Episodes

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Season 1

  1. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire 1 quote
  2. Bart the Genius
  3. Homer's Odyssey
  4. There's No Disgrace Like Home
  5. Bart the General
  6. Moaning Lisa
  7. The Call of the Simpsons
  8. The Telltale Head
  9. Life on the Fast Lane
  10. Homer's Night Out
  11. The Crepes of Wrath
  12. Krusty Gets Busted 1 quote
  13. Some Enchanted Evening

Season 2

  1. Bart Gets an F 1 quote
  2. Simpson and Delilah
  3. Treehouse of Horror
  4. Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish 1 quote
  5. Dancin' Homer
  6. Dead Putting Society 1 quote
  7. Bart vs. Thanksgiving
  8. Bart the Daredevil 1 quote
  9. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  10. Bart Gets Hit by a Car 2 quotes
  11. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  12. The Way We Was 1 quote
  13. Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment
  14. Principal Charming
  15. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  16. Bart's Dog Gets an F
  17. Old Money
  18. Brush With Greatness
  19. Lisa's Substitute
  20. The War of the Simpsons 1 quote
  21. Three Men and a Comic Book
  22. Blood Feud 2 quotes

Season 3

  1. Stark Raving Dad
  2. Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
  3. When Flanders Failed
  4. Bart the Murderer 1 quote
  5. Homer Defined 1 quote
  6. Like Father Like Clown
  7. Treehouse of Horror II
  8. Lisa's Pony 1 quote
  9. Saturdays of Thunder
  10. Flaming Moe's 2 quotes
  11. Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
  12. I Married Marge 3 quotes
  13. Radio Bart
  14. Lisa the Greek 1 quote
  15. Homer Alone
  16. Bart the Lover
  17. Homer at the Bat 3 quotes
  18. Separate Vocations
  19. Dog of Death
  20. Colonel Homer 1 quote
  21. Black Widower
  22. The Otto Show
  23. Bart's Friend Falls in Love 2 quotes
  24. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

Season 4

  1. Kamp Krusty 1 quote
  2. A Streetcar Named Marge 1 quote
  3. Homer the Heretic 2 quotes
  4. Lisa the Beauty Queen 1 quote
  5. Treehouse of Horror III
  6. Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
  7. Marge Gets a Job
  8. The New Kid on the Block 2 quotes
  9. Mr. Plow 3 quotes
  10. Lisa's First Word
  11. Homer's Triple Bypass
  12. Marge vs. the Monorail 3 quotes
  13. Selma's Choice
  14. Brother From the Same Planet
  15. I Love Lisa
  16. Duffless 1 quote
  17. Last Exit to Springfield 1 quote
  18. So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
  19. The Front 1 quote
  20. Whacking Day 1 quote
  21. Marge in Chains 3 quotes
  22. Krusty Gets Kancelled

Season 5

  1. Homer's Barbershop Quartet
  2. Cape Feare
  3. Homer Goes to College 3 quotes
  4. Rosebud
  5. Treehouse of Horror IV 2 quotes
  6. Marge on the Lam 1 quote
  7. Bart's Inner Child
  8. Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood 2 quotes
  9. The Last Temptation of Homer 1 quote
  10. $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
  11. Homer the Vigilante 2 quotes
  12. Bart Gets Famous
  13. Homer and Apu 1 quote
  14. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  15. Deep Space Homer 6 quotes
  16. Homer Loves Flanders 1 quote
  17. Bart Gets an Elephant 1 quote
  18. Burns' Heir 2 quotes
  19. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song 2 quotes
  20. The Boy Who Knew Too Much 1 quote
  21. Lady Bouvier's Lover
  22. Secrets of a Successful Marriage

Season 6

  1. Bart of Darkness 1 quote
  2. Lisa's Rival 2 quotes
  3. Another Simpsons Clip Show 1 quote
  4. Itchy & Scratchy Land
  5. Sideshow Bob Roberts 2 quotes
  6. Treehouse of Horror V 2 quotes
  7. Bart's Girlfriend 3 quotes
  8. Lisa on Ice 6 quotes
  9. Homer Badman
  10. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  11. Fear of Flying
  12. Homer the Great 1 quote
  13. And Maggie Makes Three
  14. Bart's Comet 5 quotes
  15. Homie the Clown 1 quote
  16. Bart vs. Australia
  17. Homer vs. Patty and Selma
  18. A Star Is Burns
  19. Lisa's Wedding
  20. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  21. The PTA Disbands
  22. Round Springfield
  23. The Springfield Connection
  24. Lemon of Troy 6 quotes
  25. Who Shot Mr. Burns? (1)

Season 7

  1. Who Shot Mr. Burns? (2)
  2. Radioactive Man
  3. Home Sweet Homediddily-Dum-Doodily
  4. Bart Sells His Soul 5 quotes
  5. Lisa the Vegetarian 4 quotes
  6. Treehouse of Horror VI
  7. King-Size Homer
  8. Mother Simpson
  9. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
  10. The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
  11. Marge Be Not Proud 2 quotes
  12. Team Homer
  13. Two Bad Neighbors
  14. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  15. Bart the Fink
  16. Lisa the Iconoclast
  17. Homer the Smithers
  18. The Day the Violence Died
  19. A Fish Called Selma
  20. Bart on the Road
  21. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  22. Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in: 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish'
  23. Much Apu About Nothing
  24. Homerpalooza
  25. Summer of 4 Ft. 2

Season 8

  1. Treehouse of Horror VII
  2. You Only Move Twice 10 quotes
  3. The Homer They Fall
  4. Burns Baby Burns
  5. Bart After Dark
  6. A Milhouse Divided
  7. Lisa's Date With Density
  8. Hurricane Neddy
  9. El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer)
  10. The Springfield Files
  11. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
  12. Mountain of Madness
  13. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious
  14. The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
  15. Homer's Phobia
  16. Brother From Another Series
  17. My Sister, My Sitter
  18. Homer vs. the 18th Amendment
  19. Grade School Confidential
  20. The Canine Mutiny
  21. The Old Man and the Lisa
  22. In Marge We Trust
  23. Homer's Enemy
  24. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
  25. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

Season 9

  1. The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
  2. The Principal and the Pauper
  3. Lisa's Sax
  4. Treehouse of Horror VIII
  5. The Cartridge Family
  6. Bart Star
  7. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  8. Lisa the Skeptic
  9. Realty Bites
  10. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  11. All Singing, All Dancing
  12. Bart Carny
  13. The Joy of Sect
  14. Das Bus
  15. The Last Temptation of Krust
  16. Dumbbell Indemnity
  17. Lisa the Simpson
  18. This Little Wiggy
  19. Simpson Tide
  20. The Trouble With Trillions
  21. Girly Edition
  22. Trash of the Titans
  23. King of the Hill
  24. Lost Our Lisa
  25. Natural Born Kissers

Season 10

  1. Lard of the Dance 4 quotes
  2. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
  3. Bart the Mother
  4. Treehouse of Horror IX
  5. When You Dish Upon a Star
  6. D'oh-in in the Wind
  7. Lisa Gets an A
  8. Homer Simpson in: 'Kidney Trouble'
  9. Mayored to the Mob
  10. Viva Ned Flanders
  11. Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
  12. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
  13. Homer to the Max
  14. I'm with Cupid
  15. Marge Simpson in: 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'
  16. Make Room for Lisa
  17. Maximum Homerdrive
  18. Simpsons Bible Stories
  19. Mom and Pop Art
  20. The Old Man and the C Student
  21. Monty Can't Buy Me Love
  22. They Saved Lisa's Brain
  23. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo

Season 11

  1. Beyond Blunderdome
  2. Brother's Little Helper
  3. Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
  4. Treehouse of Horror X
  5. E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
  6. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
  7. Eight Misbehavin'
  8. Take My Wife, Sleaze
  9. Grift of the Magi
  10. Little Big Mom
  11. Faith Off
  12. The Mansion Family
  13. Saddlesore Galactica
  14. Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
  15. Missionary: Impossible
  16. Pygmoelian
  17. Bart to the Future
  18. Days of Wine and D'ohses
  19. Kill the Alligator and Run
  20. Last Tap Dance in Springfield
  21. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
  22. Behind the Laughter

Season 12

  1. Treehouse of Horror XI
  2. A Tale of Two Springfields
  3. Insane Clown Poppy
  4. Lisa the Tree Hugger
  5. Homer vs. Dignity
  6. The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
  7. The Great Money Caper
  8. Skinner's Sense of Snow
  9. HOMЯ
  10. Pokey Mom
  11. Worst Episode Ever
  12. Tennis the Menace
  13. Day of the Jackanapes
  14. New Kids on the Blecch
  15. Hungry Hungry Homer
  16. Bye Bye Nerdy
  17. Simpson Safari
  18. Trilogy of Error
  19. I'm Goin' to Praiseland
  20. Children of a Lesser Clod
  21. Simpsons Tall Tales

Season 13

  1. Treehouse of Horror XII
  2. The Parent Rap
  3. Homer the Moe
  4. Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
  5. The Blunder Years
  6. She of Little Faith
  7. Brawl in the Family
  8. Sweets and Sour Marge
  9. Jaws Wired Shut
  10. Half-Decent Proposal
  11. The Bart Wants What It Wants
  12. The Lastest Gun in the West
  13. The Old Man and the Key
  14. Tales From the Public Domain
  15. Blame It on Lisa
  16. Weekend at Burnsie's
  17. Gump Roast
  18. I Am Furious Yellow
  19. The Sweetest Apu
  20. Little Girl in the Big Ten
  21. The Frying Game
  22. Papa's Got a Brand New Badge

Season 14

  1. Treehouse of Horror XIII
  2. How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
  3. Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
  4. Large Marge
  5. Helter Shelter
  6. The Great Louse Detective
  7. Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking)
  8. The Dad Who Knew Too Little
  9. Strong Arms of the Ma
  10. Pray Anything
  11. Barting Over
  12. I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
  13. A Star Is Born-Again
  14. Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
  15. C.E. D'oh!
  16. Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
  17. Three Gays of the Condo
  18. Dude, Where's My Ranch?
  19. Old Yeller Belly
  20. Brake My Wife, Please
  21. The Bart of War
  22. Moe Baby Blues

Season 15

  1. Treehouse of Horror XIV
  2. My Mother the Carjacker
  3. The President Wore Pearls
  4. The Regina Monologues
  5. The Fat and the Furriest
  6. Today, I Am a Klown
  7. 'Tis the Fifteenth Season
  8. Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays
  9. I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot
  10. Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
  11. Margical History Tour
  12. Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore
  13. Smart and Smarter
  14. The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
  15. Co-Dependent's Day
  16. The Wandering Juvie
  17. My Big Fat Geek Wedding
  18. Catch 'Em If You Can
  19. Simple Simpson
  20. The Way We Weren't
  21. Bart-Mangled Banner
  22. Fraudcast News

Season 16

  1. Treehouse of Horror XV
  2. All's Fair in Oven War
  3. Sleeping with the Enemy
  4. She Used to Be My Girl
  5. Fat Man and Little Boy
  6. Midnight Rx
  7. Mommie Beerest
  8. Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
  9. Pranksta Rap
  10. There's Something About Marrying
  11. On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister
  12. Goo Goo Gai Pan
  13. Mobile Homer
  14. The Seven-Beer Snitch
  15. Future-Drama
  16. Don't Fear the Roofer
  17. The Heartbroke Kid
  18. A Star Is Torn
  19. Thank God, It's Doomsday
  20. Home Away from Homer
  21. The Father, the Son & the Holy Guest Star

Season 17

  1. The Bonfire of the Manatees
  2. The Girl Who Slept Too Little
  3. Milhouse of Sand and Fog
  4. Treehouse of Horror XVI
  5. Marge's Son Poisoning
  6. See Homer Run
  7. The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
  8. The Italian Bob
  9. Simpsons Christmas Stories
  10. Homer's Paternity Coot
  11. We're on the Road to D'ohwhere
  12. My Fair Laddy
  13. The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
  14. Bart Has Two Mommies
  15. Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
  16. Million Dollar Abie
  17. Kiss, Kiss Bang Bangalore
  18. The Wettest Stories Ever Told
  19. Girls Just Want to Have Sums
  20. Regarding Margie
  21. The Monkey Suit
  22. Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play

Season 18

  1. The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and Her Homer
  2. Jazzy and the Pussycats
  3. Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em
  4. Treehouse of Horror XVII
  5. G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)
  6. Moe 'N' a Lisa
  7. Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)
  8. The Haw-Hawed Couple
  9. Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2
  10. The Wife Aquatic
  11. Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times
  12. Little Big Girl
  13. Springfield Up
  14. Yokel Chords
  15. Rome-Old and Juli-Eh
  16. Homerazzi
  17. Marge Gamer
  18. The Boys of Bummer
  19. Crook and Ladder
  20. Stop or My Dog Will Shoot
  21. 24 Minutes
  22. You Kent Always Say What You Want

Season 19

  1. He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs
  2. The Homer of Seville
  3. Midnight Towboy
  4. I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
  5. Treehouse of Horror XVIII
  6. Little Orphan Millie
  7. Husbands and Knives
  8. Funeral for a Fiend
  9. Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind
  10. E. Pluribus Wiggum
  11. That 90's Show
  12. Love, Springfieldian Style
  13. The Debarted
  14. Dial 'N' for Nerder
  15. Smoke on the Daughter
  16. Papa Don't Leech
  17. Apocalypse Cow
  18. Any Given Sundance
  19. Mona Leaves-a
  20. All About Lisa

Season 20

  1. Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes
  2. Lost Verizon
  3. Double, Double, Boy in Trouble
  4. Treehouse of Horror XIX
  5. Dangerous Curves
  6. Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words
  7. Mypods and Boomsticks
  8. The Burns and the Bees
  9. Lisa the Drama Queen
  10. Take My Life, Please
  11. How the Test Was Won
  12. No Loan Again, Naturally
  13. Gone Maggie Gone
  14. In the Name of the Grandfather
  15. Wedding for Disaster
  16. Eeny Teeny Maya Moe
  17. The Good, the Sad and the Drugly
  18. Father Knows Worst
  19. Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh
  20. Four Great Women and a Manicure
  21. Coming to Homerica

Season 21

  1. Homer the Whopper
  2. Bart Gets a 'Z'
  3. The Great Wife Hope
  4. Treehouse of Horror XX
  5. The Devil Wears Nada
  6. Pranks and Greens
  7. Rednecks and Broomsticks
  8. Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?
  9. Thursdays with Abie
  10. Once Upon a Time in Springfield
  11. Million Dollar Maybe
  12. Boy Meets Curl
  13. The Color Yellow
  14. Postcards from the Wedge
  15. Stealing First Base
  16. The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed
  17. American History X-cellent
  18. Chief of Hearts
  19. The Squirt and the Whale
  20. To Surveil with Love
  21. Moe Letter Blues
  22. The Bob Next Door
  23. Judge Me Tender

Season 22

  1. Elementary School Musical
  2. Loan-a-Lisa
  3. MoneyBART
  4. Treehouse of Horror XXI
  5. Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life
  6. The Fool Monty
  7. How Munched is that Birdie in the Window?
  8. The Fight Before Christmas
  9. Donnie Fatso
  10. Moms I'd Like to Forget
  11. Flaming Moe
  12. Homer the Father
  13. The Blue and the Gray
  14. Angry Dad: The Movie
  15. The Scorpion's Tale
  16. A Midsummer's Nice Dream
  17. Love is a Many Strangled Thing
  18. The Great Simpsina
  19. The Real Housewives of Fat Tony
  20. Homer Scissorhands
  21. 500 Keys

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