The Simpsons
Homer the Great
Season 6 Episode 12 – first aired on Jan. 8, 1995
Homer joins the secret society of the Stonecutters and is suddenly exalted when the brethren discover his birthmark. The ancient order is shaken to the core by the ineptitude of its new Chosen One.
Quotes:
Well, I can fix her, but I won't get the parts I need for two, three weeks. And that's if I order them today. Which I won't.