The Simpsons

Lisa the Vegetarian

Season 7 Episode 5 – first aired on Oct. 15, 1995

After visiting a local petting zoo, Lisa becomes a vegetarian and faces ridicule from family and friends. When she lashes out and ruins Homer's barbecue, she learns a lesson in tolerance.

Quotes:

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".

—Troy McClure, Lisa the Vegetarian

Bart, Homer: You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad...

—Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa the Vegetarian

Principal Skinner: Uh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie! Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.
Groundskeeper Willie: I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself.

—Groundskeeper Willie, Principal Skinner, Lisa the Vegetarian

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

—Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Lisa the Vegetarian
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