The Simpsons

Lard of the Dance

Season 10 Episode 1 – first aired on Aug. 23, 1998

Homer and Bart try to make money by selling used grease. Meanwhile, Lisa organizes a school dance but feels alienated when a new classmate and her friends try to act like adults.

Quotes:

Bart: Mom's gonna kill you.
Homer: If she didn't want her car ruined, she should've done a better job hiding her keys.

—Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lard of the Dance

The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.

—Nelson Muntz, Lard of the Dance

Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
Marge: With cans of grease?
Homer: (Sarcastically) No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease!

—Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Lard of the Dance

Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch and bake cookies and watch The McLaughlin Group?

—Lisa Simpson, Lard of the Dance
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